1. drake: I’m really enjoying this black tie wine tasting event you put together jigga man jay z

  2. Jay z: thanks drake I also am enjoying this evening with you. it’s the least I could do after Bey put you on blast in her ***FLAWLESS remix ft nicki minaj

  3. drake: yeah I took it kind of hard :/

  4. jay z: well...I’d love fa u to be my poundcake drizzle drake

  5. drake: what do you mean jigga man jay?

  6. Jay: *takes a bite of cheesecake while looking drake straight in the eyes*

  7. Drake: I don’t get it?

  8. Jay: cheesecake because you make me cheese :)

  9. drake: what! I don’t understand I am from conoda 

  10. jay: it means smile man! 

  11. drake: haha oh I apologize jigg-jug! 

  12. drake: *smiles embarrassedly*

  13. jay: that’s the cheesecake I love to see :)
  14. *partition beat plays in the background*
platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

blasphemicskeleton:

How can you not love Tyler’s dad?

blasphemicskeleton:

How can you not love Tyler’s dad?


Twenty One Pilots signing autographs during Record Store Day 2014 at Karma Records on April 19, 2014 in Indianapolis, Indiana.

Twenty One Pilots signing autographs during Record Store Day 2014 at Karma Records on April 19, 2014 in Indianapolis, Indiana.

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t
hellish